A Minor's POV

A Minor's POV as the infamous pedophile, "Oblivious", attempts to molest the unsuspecting innocent child.

This is a parody game of the critically acclaimed indie horror game, "Five Night's at Freddy's" by Scott Cawthon.
It's made as a parting-gift to my best friend, Oblivious. He figured out what I was doing, and decided to help me make it. We ended up with this truly beautiful masterpiece.
I hope you can find some, if even any kind of fun in this game, since that's what it was made for. Having a laugh. 

Here's some basic instruction so you don't Baja Blast yourself when you start up the game and have no idea what you're doing:


- "He" is coming for you. There are 2 doors leading to the left, and right hallway. And a vent.

- You have a security camera system, it slowly drains power. On HARD, using the security camera system with drain the power quicker.

- You have a flashlight you can use in either of the hallways, or the vent. The power drains rapidly when using it though, so use it sparely.

- You're goal is to spot "him" on the cameras, and blind him before he gets to you. When you blind him, he'll run away, leaving you to yourself shortly.

- There's an extra 2 batteries in the drawer, 1 if you play on HARD, along with a key to the 2nd, larger drawer, containing 2 backup batteries.

- The Night is ~5 Minutes long.  Survive & you win, Die & you don't.

This game is dedicated to Jacob. I'm sorry to say this might be one of the last things we'll have done together, but that's alright, because it's goddamn perfection.